Trump, The Tin-Pot Tyrant Of The Tee Box

Great piece by David Shuster!

"Somewhere amidst the hills of Turnberry, where brave Scots once clashed and bled for concepts like honor and dignity, a man lacquered in orange foundation and stuffed in an armored golf cart recently declared himself victorious—over truth, etiquette, and the concept of par. Yes, Donald J. Trump, the golf world's self-anointed Hercules of the Handicap, has added another golden feather to his cap—a cap, one assumes, that was marked “Make Mulligans Great Again.” According to multiple reports and videos, the President of these Disunited States trampled the rules of golf like a rhinoceros loose on the 18th green.

Trump moved his ball not once, not twice, but habitually. Shots were reimagined, distances conveniently forgotten, and scores reported with the same fidelity Trump brought to inauguration crowd sizes and net worth declarations.

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