The slap in Hanoi: Why we should sympathize with Macron

Can a wife hit her husband in the face if he is the President of France?

Andrei Voznesensky once wrote a poem about a woman who beats up six men in a restaurant, throws salad at them, and kisses a mirror. His point was simple: a woman is allowed to fight back. She’s suffered, she’s been humiliated, she buys mimosas for International Women’s Day and sleeps on someone else’s mattress. So if she lashes out at greasy restaurant men, that’s just matriarchy at work.

In this sense, we Russians are ahead of the progressive world. While the French are only now starting to debate whether a wife is permitted to slap her husband in the face – especially when he’s the president of the Fifth Republic – we’ve already worked through the layers of this discussion in our literature.

Here’s what happened: when Emmanuel Macron landed in Hanoi and the door of his plane opened, cameras captured him being slapped in the face by a figure in a red jacket. A moment later, he descended the gangway smiling, hand in hand with his wife Brigitte – also wearing a red jacket.

Naturally, memes followed. Social media lit up. In cafes and newsrooms, people speculated about what Macron did to deserve it. The internet loves a scandal, especially one wrapped in marital tension and presidential optics.

But the laughter masks something serious. Domestic violence overwhelmingly affects women, yes, but that does not mean men are immune. And the rarity of male victims speaking up doesn’t make their experiences less valid. According to a 2017 US survey, 42.3% of men reported experiencing abuse from an intimate partner. A study in India’s Haryana state found the number even higher: 54%.

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Yet men rarely report abuse. Shame, fear of mockery, and lack of support from law enforcement all play a role. In this context, statistics can only hint at the scale of the issue. The social script still expects men to absorb blows in silence.

So what are we watching here? What’s the performance? The cameras captured more than a slap – they showed a leader of a major Western power, in an unguarded moment, inside a very human (and perhaps dysfunctional) marriage.

The message? That even global figures are domestically ordinary. Macron smiles for NATO, frowns in boxing gloves beside a punching bag, pretends to want peace while rearming his country. Then, like any other man, he gets slapped at the airport.

And perhaps that’s the point: it’s enough that he has a family at all, even if it looks unstable. The spectacle reassures the public that their leaders are human, not technocratic androids. Even if the home is shaky, at least there is one.

But we, in Russia, remember another version of dysfunction. We lived through Boris Yeltsin’s 1990s with a president battling late-stage alcoholism. We know what happens when instability at home spills into governance. And we wouldn’t wish that kind of chaos on anyone.

So, Mr. Macron, consider this: when your own wife slaps you in public and you have to pretend nothing happened, the world notices. These are international signals. Maybe they’re cries for help.

And if they are, feel free to give them on camera. After all, you are the president of a nuclear power.

This article was first published by the online newspaper Gazeta.ru and was translated and edited by the RT team