American Joins Russian Army For Citizenship, Gets A Big Surprise Instead

I expect this good Christian family that fled the United States to escape 'teh gays' is about to get some harsh lessons in how the world really works, especially the Russian world, their new home. Her husband Derek convinced himself that by signing his one-year contract, he'd somehow be able to use his welding skills to avoid the fighting in Ukraine. Well, turns out that was just a lie, and the Russian army already has plenty of welders. Thanks anyway. They also don't do one-year contracts for their Special Military Operation, so he's likely there for the duration. But given his two weeks of basic training, which he understood nothing, because it was all in Russian, his time in Ukraine will likely be very brief indeed. (New recruits have a life expectancy measured in weeks when sent to Ukraine.) If his wife DeAnna is lucky, she'll get Derek's body back. And if not, she'll probably get lots of views crying on their YouTube channel, Huffman Time.

Well, okie dokie.

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